It has come to our attention that an unauthorised and illegal explosion was conducted in the Underground very recently. The exact location of the explosion is still being investigated, but it goes without saying that this explosion threatened our very existence in the Underground, and I'm sure many feared for their life if they felt the tremors. When the culprits are caught, they will be punished severely. Any information on this crime would be gratefully received, by the entire Underground.

The Director's Office

This week the Underground has suffered a terrible blow as the robot Crooked Bobby exploded in Artifex, severely damaging the facility. Fortunately no-one was harmed, although engineers say that Artifex is unlikely to be repaired in the foreseeable future.

Catastrophic failure of the station, and the tram network running through it was only prevented by the quick action of emergency responders such as Mina, Mirax, Clouseau, Edward, Duncan, Ash, Elias and Lacy.

This marks the worst robotics accident since January 2121, when Enforcer Andrew Marshall was tragically crushed by the cargo lifter Rebel Scum. The only question that now remains is whether this was a freak accident, or whether someone is to blame.

Terminus now has its very first poetry society! Ever wanted to write poetry yourself, discuss your favourite works, or just find out more about this exciting medium? Then come along to Terminus Station behind the shoe repair stall at 6pm every wednesday, and if you have any questions feel free to ask Archivist Luna Ilam. Open call for any poetry that you have to share!

A large fire broke out this week in Ludere at the premises of Helios's Bakery.

The brave Volunteer Firefighters—among them Mina, Mirax, Clouseau, Elias S., Duncan, Ash K., Elias S., and Lacy—responded to this incident and managed the fire quickly and efficiently, averting what could have been a major disaster for Ludere and the underground. The value of property damaged was minimal.

Helios Artos, the owner of the bakery, was sent for emergency medical treatment to the state-of-the-art Medicus Station, where he fortunately made a full recovery.

The lights in the Underground remain on.

A battery explosion in Artifex has put the station and all the robots there out of order. Significant engineering resources necessary for repair. The reason for failure to identify the defective battery during routine maintenance is not yet known. Roboticists are urged to take extra care.

Deliciae is operating at reduced capacity following shortages of machine labor.

Lux and Amarum are operating outside normal safety parameters. Caution advised.

Ludere has closed the juice bar and other catering facilities due to a lack of supplies. So far 137 complaints have been registered with the Director’s Office.

Viculus has not received its allocated rations. So far 37 complaints have been registered with the Director’s Office.